its a year later and id still rather be watching ziva bag groceries than a zivaless series
hence: the URL.
Do you watch Game of Thrones?
#sweetheart your father is cooking us dinner tonight #it’s because i have to stay late #(grumbling through the other end) #your father did not use my nice china from aunt nettie for his famous hot dog dinner
but imagine if we had tiny little dragons
the size of puppies
and they would go wherever we went sitting on our shoulders and hissing at everyone who tried to touch you because you’re their most special thing in the universe and they are so tiny it’s ridiculously cute
the fact that this post has more notes than i ever expected makes me really glad
how do people cheat i cant even find one person to kiss me let alone two
Densi + Cheek Kisses (3.22/5.22)
im an atheist because i think that science is wonderful and reality itself is so mysterious and wonderful that there is no need to believe in a god
but if a philosophy and a belief system makes you appreciate life and makes you happy and you arent hurting anyone with it
then god damn no one should be a shit to you about it
How come you can only like a post once.
the only ship i need is a scholarship can i get a hallelujah
zeus….. IS the father
*hera throws chair and has to be restrained by security titans*
That’s it. That’s Greek mythology.
there are no security titans in greek mythology. hera kills the entire audience and zeus does nothing
Zeus: the genesis of fuckboys.
Take note: this is how to properly disarm someone. Always go to the outside of the arm, not the inside.
ah yes I have been doing it wrong the whole time it seems cowering in fear was not the first step
The evolution of the heart shape. By Benedict cumberbatch